Have you ever had to interact with Kanye West?

I'm just trying to imagine what that would be like.

Would you treat him like a grownup, like someone who doesn't refer to himself in the third person and would never tell a well-deserving Grammy winner they should give their award to someone else to "respect artistry" because WHO WOULD DO THAT?

I think you would, because you're a mature man, a father of three, and a wizened veteran of an ego-driven business. Or would the punk inside you, the one who wrote How to Be Dumb and so many other anthems of scorn, put him in his place?

Srsly tho. Go take your place in the modern museum of mistakes, dude.

(I don't know why I'm so upset about this. Morning Phase was just so pretty).

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